The test results are in, and.................HEH H

[Thanos]

Probability Of Paternity = 0%
Combined Paternity Index = 0

The alleged father RALPH LAFEVERS, is excluded as the biological father of the child, SAMANTHA DEREXSON, because he lacks the genetic markers that must be contributed to the child by the bilogical father.

HEH HEH

God i wished i cvould see the look on that bitch's face when she read this.

She swore up and down, that it was my child, but that she didnt want anything from me/ This of course after she swore to me 2 years ago, around cheistmas time, that she had had an abortion.

My divorce could have been over with 2 fucking years ago, if it werent for her stalling tactic.

The child is was born on august 1, 2000, so that makes her...... 14 months old?


HEH HEH


there is an heir to the arachnid name.

Thats all there will ever be.


If you were close to me, you know what this means for me. It is the greatest high ever, its neither drink, nor drug.

If this means nothing to you, just ignore it.


HEH HEH

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I'm a teenage christ...
I've got a date with suicide

[Miral]

Congratulations... I think

All I have to say is just enjoy the fact that you don't have to pay child support...man, I am not trying to sound mean, but this post just won't come out right

*hugs*

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~These posts are for entertainment purposes only. Thank you.~ by D.A.N.
~Murder one I didn't know what I did
I figured it out by murder two
Murder three I stopped feeling ashamed
This is me I'm going for you.~ by:dwim

[Thanos]

you thought correct, my dear miral

i will still have to pay support, but just for one kid, and not for 2


HEH HEH

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I'm a teenage christ...
I've got a date with suicide

[demon chloe]

^^^O^^^ ....hugz and all that good stuff...

*listens....cuz i see youre happppiness *L...does NOT ignore *L

wahooooo for you!...... *VBS*

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"A good heart...is the SUN....for it shines bright and never changes..."

William Shakespeare

[DarkLord]

Dood, this is one of the few times I would have to say congrats....
I know how that shits goes even though it was just to one of my best friends who had a wife that was a whore

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[vampiro]

See Thanos (?) not being a second father is a good thing not a bad thing! wanna know why!?
Because it gives me time to say ------->CONGRATULATIONS<-------

i know its corny but what yah gonna do?

oh and darklord its Spelt DUDE not DOOD
just saying not to be mean :?

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PrOuD MeMbEr Of ThE NeW
RaDiClEz

IM THE WHOLE F`N SHOW!!

[DarkLord]

LOL, visit Santa Cruz for ten minutes and you can learn a whole new language...dood...

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[LORD HIGH BEAR]

HELL FUCKING YEAH!

Glad to hear it bro.

your case gonna be over soon?

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From the foggy mists of the Medicine Bow Forest.

First member of:
Gangstas of Luv

Herbalicious

"By my deeds I am known, And I am known as Jack. Springheel Jack, Jack the Ripper. By my deeds I am known. And my deeds are truely bloody. I took them into my heart; Mary Anne Nichollas, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddows, Mary Kelly. And loved them, truely loved them all."